Thursday, August 4, 2011

Best movie dialogues ever! continued.....


Willie: Hey.
        What's up?
Marty:  Nothing.
Willie: Who's the guy?
Marty:  Andrew Willis. He's in my class.
Willie: Oh. He your boyfriend?
Marty:  I don't know. I guess. He's OK.
Willie: He seemed a little short.
Marty:  He's 12 years old, Willie.
Willie: Oh, right.
        So, he's not really... Right.
Marty:  Are you OK?
Willie: Yeah. Yeah, I'm... Why?
Marty:  You seem a little flavoured today.
Willie: No! No, I'm cool.
Marty:  Cool.
Willie: Yeah.
        So, tell me something.
        What do you kids...?
        What is it you do, kids your age,
        on the weekend?
Marty:  Well, what we've been doing lately
        is smoking massive amounts of drugs,
        binging on Entenmanns
        and listening to Pink Floyd.
Willie: Really?
Marty:  You are flavoured today.
Willie: Oh, you're kidding?
Marty:  The Entenmanns part was true.
Willie: Oh. Wow.
        So... you like this guy Andrew?
Marty:  He's OK. He's into male contraception
        which is nice for a change.
        Joking.
        You really got to chill, Will.
Willie: Right. Right.
Marty:  I'm gonna go inside.
        You sure you're OK?
Willie: I'll be OK.
Marty:  Good.
Willie: Hey, Marty!
Marty:  Yes?
Willie: Ah, forgot what I was going to say.
        See you around.
Marty:  Bye.

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Willie: All I'm saying is
        you have this amazing thing,
        you got his person with all
        that potential, all that future...
        This girl... is gonna be amazing.
        She's smart,
        she's funny... she's hot...
Mo':    She's 13!
Willie: I know. Get over it.
        It's not a sexual thing. This is...
        I could wait.
Mo':    What?
Willie: In ten years, she'll be 23,
        I'll be 39, it won't be a big deal.
Mo':    Willie... you're scaring me here.
Willie: This girl is gonna be amazing.
Mo':    Great.
Willie: I was actually jealous
        of this little kid on a bike,
        this short little kid on a bike,
        cos he gets to be her age now.
        I get to be some vile old man,
        like... What's his name?
Mo':    Roman Polanski.
Willie: No, like... Nabokov.
        Like some Nabokov character.
        Like some old fat, hairy, fat,
        stinky, putrid man.
        And...
        I don't know. You just want to say
        to her in all sincerity,
        "Take me with you when you go."
Mo':    Willie, the girl was a zygote
        when you were in the seventh grade.
Willie: So what? What are you saying?
        That this is my way
        of postponing the inevitable?
        My way of saying
        I don't wanna grow old?
Mo':    No, I think it's your way
        of saying you don't want to grow up.
Willie: I just want something beautiful.
Mo':    We all want something beautiful.

 

Best movie dialogues ever!

Beautiful Girls  Timothy Hutton and Natalie Portman as Willy and Marty



Marty:  Don't shovel much, do you?
Willie: What makes you say that?
Marty:  Your technique, it's sloppy.
        You live in a city or warm climate.
Willie: City.
Marty:  You grew up here?
Willie: Yeah. Yeah.
Marty:  Don't visit much?
Willie: Nope.
Marty:  Mom dead?
Willie: You a cop?
Marty:  No.
Willie: Yeah, my mother's dead.
Marty:  I knew it. Your dad's
        kind of a sad guy.
        Your brother is kind of missing that
        thing that having a mom gives you.
        It's a lonely house you got.
Willy:  What's your name?
Marty:  Marty.
Willy:  As in Martha?
Marty:  As in Marty, named for a grandfather
        I never even knew - Martin.
        So now I'm Marty.
        Just Marty. A girl named Marty.
        It is the bane of my existence.
Willie: How old are you?
Marty:  13, but I'm an old soul.
        So why did you come back?
Willie: Well...
        My high school reunion.
Marty:  Heavy.
Willie: Yeah.
Marty:  So what's your name?
Willie: Willie.
Marty:  Willie, I like your 'burns.
Willie: Thanks.
Marty:  You're kinda cool.
Willie:  How do you mean?
Marty:  I don't know. It's just a call.
        You don't think you are?
Willie: I...
        I, um...
        No, I... I think I am.
Marty:  You are... I think.
Willie: Yeah?
Marty:  Maybe not.
        I'm gonna go.
Willie: Yeah, I'll see you around... 
        Marty. 

Willie: Hey!
Marty:  Willie boy.
Willie: What are you doin'?
Marty:  Hanging out.
        I like to mash snow, it gives me
        a sense of self Girls-satisfaction.
        You got a girlfriend?
Willie: Why do you ask?
Marty:  I don't know. You're a dude in flux.
        You've come back to the house
        of loneliness and tears,
        to daddy downer and brother bummer,
        to come to some decision about life.
        A life decision, if you will.
Willie: You fancy yourself Girls a perceptive
        little thing, don't you?
Marty:  I don't know about "little".
        I'm the tallest girl in my class.
        I may grow to be 5' 10".
        I'll be hot.
Willie: Well...
Marty:  Am I right? Life decision? You
        got the full-on Hamlet thing going?
Willie: Hamlet? 
Marty:  Danish prince,
        couldn't make decisions.
Willie: Yeah, I know Hamlet.
Marty:  So, about that girlfriend?
Willie: Yeah. Yeah, there is one.
Marty:  She want to get married?
Willie: I think so.
Marty:  You don't?
Willie: I'm not sure.
Marty:  Is she fat?
Willie: No! She's quite nice actually.
Marty:  So why don't you marry her?
Willie: I knew I came for a reason!
        Thank you.
Marty:  That's OK. Tease the little kid.
Willie: See you around.
Marty:  See ya.